| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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| Me on facebook: | Stop being illiterate you futile twats, your lack of immense grammar complexity enrages me. |
| Me on tumblr/twitter: | omFG shutup idgaf ok that's perf~ so cuTE |
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Disney Classics:
101 Dalmatians
101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure
Aladdin
Aladdin: The Return of Jafar
Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Alice in Wonderland
Atlantis: Milo’s Return
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Bambi
Bambi II
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
Bolt
Brother Bear
Brother Bear 2
Chicken Little
Cinderella
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
Dinosaur
Disney Princess A Christmas of Enchantment
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams
Disney Princess Stories Volume One: A Gift from the Heart
Disney Princess Stories Volume Two: Tales of Friendship
Disney Princess Stories Volume Three: Beauty Shines from Within
Dumbo
Enchanted
Fantasia
Fantasia 2000
Hercules
James and the Giant Peach
Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp 2
Leeroy & Stitch
Lilo & Stitch
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Had a Glitch
Mary Poppins
Meet the Robinsons
Mickey’s Christmas Carol
Mulan
Mulan II
Oliver & Company
Peter Pan
Pinocchio
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger TidesPeter Pan: Return to Never Land
Pocahontas
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Robin Hood
Sleeping Beauty
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Stitch! The Movie
Tangled
Tarzan
Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan II
The Aristocats
The Black Cauldron
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Fox Hound
The Fox Hound 2
The Great Mouse Detective
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
The Jungle Book
The Jungle Book 2
The Little Mermaid
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
The Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning
The Lion King
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
The Lion King 1½
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Princess and the Frog
The Reluctant Dragon
The Rescuers
The Rescuers Down Under
The Sword in the Stone
The Tigger Movie
Tinker Bell
Treasure Planet
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Yeah
Disney Pixar:
A Bug’s Life
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins
Cars
Cars Toon Maters Tall Tales
Cars 2
Finding Nemo
Monster Inc.
Ratatouille
The Incredibles
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Up
WALL-E
Your Friend, the Rat
i am so gonna watch toy story right fucking now.
this is all im gonna do over break
OOC; OHMYGOD. IT’S HEAVEN.
HOLY SWEET HELL
BLESS YOUR COW.
OH LORD OF DEERS!!!!
I
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START
I KNOW WHAT IM DOING THIS WEEKEND :D
WINTER BREAK COMPLETE. LETSGO
reblogging for my own personal use
[ ATLANTIS. IS. THERE. sdfjkgsdfs ]
I know what mani and I are doing this weekeeeend! :DDDDD](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls1u3mPS7l1r3tlbto1_250.jpg)
Disney Classics:
101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure
Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
Disney Princess A Christmas of Enchantment
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams
Disney Princess Stories Volume One: A Gift from the Heart
Disney Princess Stories Volume Two: Tales of Friendship
Disney Princess Stories Volume Three: Beauty Shines from Within
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Had a Glitch
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger TidesPeter Pan: Return to Never Land
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
The Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Yeah
Disney Pixar:
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins
i am so gonna watch toy story right fucking now.
this is all im gonna do over break
OOC; OHMYGOD. IT’S HEAVEN.
HOLY SWEET HELL
BLESS YOUR COW.
OH LORD OF DEERS!!!!
I
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START
I KNOW WHAT IM DOING THIS WEEKEND :D
WINTER BREAK COMPLETE. LETSGO
reblogging for my own personal use
[ ATLANTIS. IS. THERE. sdfjkgsdfs ]
I know what mani and I are doing this weekeeeend! :DDDDD
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I just wanted to screenshot this because of the notes haha.
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